Traffic
On your way to work in traffic each day ,
If you could talk to other drivers what would you say ?
Hey Mister Leadfoot is there really a need
To take off from the lights at such a speed?
In traffic like this you won’t get to work faster
And chances are you’ll cause a disaster.
Hey Little Miss Texting and Swerving ,
Put your phone down its a little unnerving .
I’m sure your best friend can wait
To hear what you did on last nights date .
Hey Mr Right Lane Sitter ,
You must know that you make others bitter
Hogging the right lane interrupts the flow
Your selfishness makes the traffic slow.
Hello Madam , didn’t you learn
Those blinky things are for making a turn.
They’re used for changing lanes too
But I guess it doesn’t apply to you .
Hey Mr Tail-Gating ace ,
You really should try leaving some space
You know there is no room for an error
And you’re obviously just causing terror .
Hey Mr Ducking and Weaving
I really don’t know what you think you’re achieving .
Driving like that you are such a pain.
Would it really kill you to stay in one lane ?
With so many bad drivers it’s a surprise
That we really even make it alive .
Driving in traffic can be such a strain
Maybe we’re better off taking the train.